Free menu bar app for Mac

Your RAM,
roasted.

MemWatch watches your Mac’s memory and calls out whatever is hogging it. The one doing the calling out is Chip, a cartoon RAM stick with zero chill.

Free · macOS 14 Sonoma or later · Apple silicon and Intel

Coming soon. Free · macOS 14 Sonoma or later · Apple silicon and Intel

LinkedIn is eating 2.3 GB. That’s a lot of RAM for “Thrilled to announce…”

Chip, a green RAM stick with cartoon gloves

How it works

It watches. It roasts. You win.

1. Chip moves into your menu bar

A tiny Chip sits next to your clock. It’s chill when memory is fine, sweaty when it’s tight, and panicking when your Mac starts swapping.

2. Hogs get called out

When an app crosses your limit, Chip pops up holding a sign, or a jet flies a banner across your screen. It even names the website: LinkedIn, not just “Safari”.

3. Quit the hog, breathe again

Hit Quit right on the sign. When the memory comes back, Chip throws confetti and counts what you freed.

The MemWatch panel: Chip says All chill, RAM and swap use, a one-hour graph, the top memory users and a roast card

Click Chip for the full story

  • RAM and swap at a glance, with the last hour as a graph
  • “The usual suspects”: your biggest memory users, helpers grouped under their app
  • A Hall of Shame with your all-time biggest hog
  • Sleep mode when you need quiet. Chip naps, nothing pops up
  • Stays out of the way when your screen is locked or you’re in Zoom, Teams or FaceTime

Share it

Got roasted? Post it.

Roast signs and the panel have a Share button. One click makes a ready-to-post image and copies it, so you can paste it straight into X, Instagram, Threads or the group chat.

Share card: LinkedIn is eating 2.3 GB
#RoastedByChip
Share card: My RAM Wrapped, with the week’s top hog and time under pressure
#RAMWrapped
Share card: We’re in swap, pick one
When it gets bad

Every Sunday evening, Chip hands you RAM Wrapped: your top hog, most-roasted app, time under pressure and how much you freed. Post yours with #RAMWrapped.

Your call

Fun, serious or quiet

🎭

Fun

Cartoon signs, jet banners and confetti, right on your screen.

🔔

Serious

Plain macOS notifications. Same information, no cartoons.

🤫

Quiet

Just the menu bar icon. Check in when you feel like it.

Pick how often Chip may roast (every 5, 15 or 30 minutes), how big an app has to get (1 to 4 GB), and which apps never get roasted.

Privacy

Nothing leaves your Mac

MemWatch has no account, no analytics and no network code at all. It reads the same memory numbers Activity Monitor shows, and keeps its stats in a file on your Mac.

Lightweight

A memory watcher that doesn’t hog memory

< 50 MBof memory for MemWatch itself
10 sbetween checks
~30 msper check, across 300+ processes
0%CPU between roasts
Chip wearing sunglasses

Get MemWatch

Free. macOS 14 Sonoma or later, Apple silicon and Intel.

Download MemWatch.dmg Coming soon

Chip is in final testing. Check back soon.

Version 1.0 · 4.3 MB · universal (Apple silicon and Intel)

Installing

  1. Open MemWatch.dmg and drag MemWatch into Applications.
  2. Open MemWatch from Applications. Chip appears in your menu bar and says hi.
macOS says it “can’t verify” MemWatch?

MemWatch isn’t notarized by Apple yet, so the first time you open it macOS shows a warning. To open it anyway:

  1. Try to open MemWatch once, then click Done on the warning.
  2. Open System Settings › Privacy & Security and scroll down.
  3. Next to “MemWatch was blocked”, click Open Anyway, then confirm with your password.

You only need to do this once.

Questions

Is MemWatch really free?

Yes. No trial, no account, no ads.

Will it slow my Mac down?

No. It checks memory every 10 seconds, which takes a few hundredths of a second, and uses less memory than a single browser tab (under 50 MB). The cartoons only run while they’re on screen.

Why does it ask to control Safari or Chrome?

That’s how it reads your open tab addresses to name the site that’s eating memory. It never changes anything in your browser. Say no, or switch off “Name the site from browser tabs”, and it just names the browser instead.

Does it close my apps?

Only when you press Quit on a sign or in the panel. It never quits anything on its own.

How do I make it stop for a while?

Click Chip in the menu bar and turn on Sleep mode. Or switch to Quiet mode in Roast settings. It also stays quiet during Zoom, Teams and FaceTime calls.

What do “normal”, “elevated” and “critical” mean?

That’s macOS’s own memory pressure, the same signal as the green, yellow and red graph in Activity Monitor. It looks at free memory, compression and swapping, not just a percentage.

How does it name the website?

It matches your open tabs against a list of famously heavy sites, like LinkedIn, YouTube, Figma, Gmail and Notion. If none match, it roasts the browser itself.